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I Just Can't Wait to be Scene

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I just can't wait to be Scene
To the theme of I just can't wait to be King from the Lion King.

I'm gonna be an Emo Kid, so indie kids beware!
Well I've never seen an emo kid with your less than vibrant hair.
I'm gonna be a weepy kid like never was before.
My crotch can't breathe, my shirt is striped,
Peope shout "CRY MOAR."
You do know the goth kids will be mean?
Still, I just can't WAIT to be SCEEEEENE!

No one saying do this -
No one is saying-
No one saying be there!
Why are you kissing...
No one saying stop that
Is.. that a guy..?
NO ONE SAYING SEE HERE
NOW SEE HERE!

Emos strutting round all day
Pouting, sulking all my waaaaay!

I think it's time that you and I talked about your part.
My hair is fine, but I want three piercings and some art
If this is where teen anarchy is headded, count me out!
Out of cities, to the country
where scene kids aren't about!
I'm sensing a rather strange and drastic theme...

Oh I just can't WAIT to be SCENE!


Everybody look down,
Everybody stop now!
Everybody dancing
To My Chem Romance-ing!

Dear God.

Let every emo go to broke and sing
For guys with cat ears and girls with black angel wiiiings
It's gonna be this scene kid's finest thing-
Oh I just can't WAIT to be scene.
Oh I just can't WAIT to be scene.
OH I JUUUUUUST CAN'T WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTT....
....TO BE SCEEEEEENE!
....Why is there no parody section?


The unfortunate side product of having a boring job and an overactive imagination is that I commonly destroy cherished childhood memories. (No, seriously. You don't want to hear my Mickey Mouse impersonation. It. Will. Break. You.)

Anyway. One such day spawned this abomination which I posted in a journal and was subsequently asked to turn into a Deviation. And so, here it is, for the enjoyment of the masses.

Side-note and disclaimer: I have no affiliation with Disney. If I did, High School Musical would not exist, and Wall-E would be the opiate of the masses. (What, you mean it's not?)

I Just Can't Wait to be King lyrics and music are (c) Disney, Tim Rice and Elton John.
I Just Can't Wait to be Scene parody lyrics are (c) =chibihaku and she is not proud of herself. (Well, maybe a little.)
© 2009 - 2024 chibihaku
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I cackled so hard.